Funniest Billy Madison Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

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  • January 17, 2023

In this article, you will read the funniest Billy Madison Quotes That Will Make You Laugh.

'Billy Madison' quotes are known to be one of the funniest American comedy films, especially with Adam Sandler playing the infamous character of Billy Madison.  Here are some Billy Madison funny quotes that will definitely make you laugh!

1. "It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here. I gotta send him back to the South Pole." - Billy Madison.

2. "Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one." - Billy Madison.

3. "Chlorophyll? More like bore-ophyll." - Billy Madison.

4. "I hate cursive and I hate all of you!" - Billy Madison.

5. "Now you're all in big, big trouble." - Billy Madison.

6. "I bet that snack pack is pretty good huh?" - Billy Madison.

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7. "I am the smartest man alive!" - Billy Madison.

8. "I don't know. I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out." - Billy Madison.

9. "You know how badly I could beat you, right?" - Billy Madison.

10. “O’Doyle, I got a feeling your whole family’s going down. But right now, I gotta study.” – Billy Madison

11. “Feel those kicks? He’s gonna be a soccer player. He is. He iiii-iissss!” – Billy Madison

12. “Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.” – Billy Madison

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13. “Stop looking at me, Swan!” – Billy Madison

14. “I hate cursive and I hate all of you!” – Billy Madison

15. “Couch. C-o-r- you going to the mall later?” – Billy Madison

16. “Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I’m not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don’t get in a fight. Oh! Back to school… back to school… back to school. Well, here goes nothing.” – Billy Madison

17. “Tallahoo-hoo. Sabadoo.” – Billy Madison

18. “No, I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I’m here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the Chlorophyll.” – Billy Madison

19. “Of course I peed my pants, everyone, my age pees their pants. It’s the coolest. The shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. The conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really.” – Billy Madison

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20. “The part of the story I don’t like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn’t put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy’s gotta think, “You got a pet. You got a responsibility.” If your dog is lost you don’t look for an hour then call it quits.” – Billy Madison

21. “Hey kids, it’s me! I bet you thought that I was dead! But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head!” – Billy Madison

22. “You fallin’ in love with the wall or something?” – Billy Madison

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